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Interlude Title: Best Served Cold
Canon: PPC/James Bond
Rating: T for...attempted torture (don’t worry, nothing actually happens, only a punch or two), and someone making some Very Nasty Implications about Alec and Kitty (hence one of the punches).
Agents: Callahan, K.; Trevelyan, A.
Time Period: April 2004
Word Count: 1173
Summary: Alec just can’t let a grudge go, can he? (Trick question. That’s like 90% of his personality.

The other 10% is spite.)

Kirk, old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb? )
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Interlude Title: Knock and Lock
Canon: PPC
Rating: T, for implied sexual content
Agents: Trevelyan, A.; Lakshmi, K.; Callahan, K.
Time Period: August 2015
Word Count: 493
Summary: Developing a concept of privacy is good for you. There are probably better ways than this, though.

…or sock. )
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Interlude Title: Post-Traumatic
Canon: PPC
Rating: T, for swears (Kitty’s got a mouth on her these days), and discussion of suicidal thoughts.
Agents: Callahan, K.; Trevelyan, A.
Time Period: May 2010 HST
Word Count: 2541
Summary: Three years embedded in a canon that ends up splintering into a new one (even if it only feels like six months) would mess anyone up. We all know what comes next.

[Kitty’s portion is immediately prior to/during Interlude: A Changed Man and Alec’s is immediately after Interlude: O Lazarus.]

Warning: Discussion of suicidal thoughts.

'I can't help him if he doesn't want to be helped.' )
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Interlude Title: I’ll Face Myself
Canon: PPC
Rating: T, for swears and body horror
Agents: Trevelyan, A.
Time Period: May 2010 HST
Word Count: 1566
Summary: Change – whether it’s your choice or not – means you have to take a good, hard look back at your past. Even, and especially, when it hurts.

[Immediately follows Interlude: A Changed Man.]

Warning: Discussion of severe burns.

To cross out what I’ve become )
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Mission Title: The Phoenix Files – Trevelyan, A.
Canon: James Bond/Stargate: SG-1
Rating: E
Agents: Callahan, K. [Probationary]
Time Period: January 2003
Target: Trevelyan, A. [Recruitment]
Word Count: 816
Source Summary: Hey, remember those old Team Phoenix recruitment mission thingamabobs from uhhh 2003? YOU BETTER NOT. BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL GONE. THIS IS THE RETCON. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

All of the fics cited don’t really exist, though this one’s a little bit of a self-drag. Stop writing “Alec lives due to extraordinary circumstances” fic, past me. Oops this is a bit of what Team Phoenix is, isn’t it?

Part One: This Might Sting a Bit )

Mission Title: The Phoenix Files – Denethorion, B.
Canon: Lord of the Rings
Rating: E
Agents: Callahan, K. [Probationary]
Time Period: January 2003
Target: Denethorion, B. [Recruitment]
Word Count: 550
Source Summary: Hey, remember those old Team Phoenix recruitment mission thingamabobs from uhhh 2003? YOU BETTER NOT. BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL GONE. THIS IS THE RETCON. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

All of the fics cited don’t really exist, but man, I kind of wish this one did.

Part Two: …Bozza?! )

Mission Title: The Phoenix Files – Miller, S.; Miller, P.; Koster, P.; NLN, S.; Toombs, D.
Canon: Patriot Games, Don’t Say a Word, Ronin, Airborne
Rating: E
Agents: Callahan, K. [Probationary]
Time Period: January 2003
Target: Miller, S.; Miller, P.; Koster, P.; NLN, S.; Toombs, D. [Recruitment]
Word Count: 801
Source Summary: Hey, remember those old Team Phoenix recruitment mission thingamabobs from uhhh 2003? YOU BETTER NOT. BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL GONE. THIS IS THE RETCON. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

All of the fics cited don’t really exist. This one, though, is essentially me from 2001. I am so sorry, everyone.

Part Three: The Actual Worst. )

Mission Title: The Phoenix Files – Choices
Canon: PPC
Rating: T, for swears
Agents: Callahan, K. [Probationary]
Time Period: January 2003
Word Count: 1186
Source Summary: Hey, remember those old Team Phoenix recruitment mission thingamabobs from uhhh 2003? YOU BETTER NOT. BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL GONE. THIS IS THE RETCON. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

In this episode, it’s time for everyone to make their choice. In the words of Benjamin Franklin: Join, or Die.

Part Four: If I go there will be trouble, if I stay there will be double. )

Mission Title: The Phoenix Files – FicPsych
Canon: PPC
Rating: T, for swears
Agents: Denethorion, B.; Miller, S.; Miller, P.; Koster, P.; NLN, S.; Toombs, D.; Trevelyan, A.; Callahan, K. [Probationary]
Time Period: January 2003
Word Count: 1575
Source Summary: Hey, remember those old Team Phoenix recruitment mission thingamabobs from uhhh 2003? YOU BETTER NOT. BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL GONE. THIS IS THE RETCON. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

In this episode, everyone gets hauled off to FicPsych to examine their suitability for agent status…including Kitty.

Part Five: Postcards from the Edge )



Mission Title: The Phoenix Files – Betrayal
Canon: PPC
Rating: T, for swears and violence
Agents: Denethorion, B.; Miller, S.; Miller, P.; Koster, P.; NLN, S.; Toombs, D.; Trevelyan, A.; Callahan, K. [Probationary]
Time Period: January 2003
Word Count: 1277
Source Summary: Hey, remember those old Team Phoenix recruitment mission thingamabobs from uhhh 2003? YOU BETTER NOT. BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL GONE. THIS IS THE RETCON. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

In this episode, we really start to wonder how Alec and Kitty ever ended up partnered.

(And to forestall any Irishpicking complaints…well, the actual word Sean should have said wouldn’t have been known by the American writer of the scriptfic he came from. So.)

Part Six: Punch him. It’s how men say hello. )
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